Guatemala taco

When a guy takes a shit on a girls pussy and eats it off.

"Justin Morrill gave a Guatemala taco to a 13 year old girl named Jess Martineau."

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

guatamalan

a mexican. the male of the species, usually filthy and less than five feet 5 inches tall at adulthood, works hard and usually wants nothing more than a slice of the american pie. the women, usually the more dominant of the species, are also filthy and unusually short, but are usually harier and weigh twice as more than their male counterparts. they can be observed popping out a rediculous amount of guatamalets, do not work for a living, watch soap operas because they hope to one day be as good-looking and successful as the women on the spanish channels, who are almost always superfine. they are not at all productive or even mildly attractive, yet somehow have not yet been eliminated from the gene pool. they are also extremely bitchy and tend not to respect their husbands, or more likely babby daddies, even if their man works hard for them and pays for them to get their hair and nails done.

the guatamalan male is the dude that probably mows your lawn for a less than worthy paycheck, usually without complaints or second thoughts. the female is that woman who yells at her children at mcdonalds because, like all children, they want a happy meal but she doesnt have enough money because she spent it all talking on the phone in spanish and at the nail/hair salon (which does not improve their attractiveness anyway)

by fucking aristotle, bitch December 16, 2008

Guatemalan goatee

When doing anal on a girl you pull out and put it in her mouth. The brown ring around her mouth is the Guatemalan goatee. The residuals of ATM.

After anal sex I pulled out and put it in her mouth. That ring around her mouth reminded me of the Guatemalan goatee.

by PhillyBiz April 16, 2011

Guatemala

A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.

Eww so Yamaleck is from Guatemala? I thought she(he?) was from Romania.

by Lucio the Flying Quesadilla. May 26, 2009

Guatemalan handshake

The act of removing a dirty sanchez.

After her dirty sanchez, Liesa retired to the bathroom for a Guatemalan handshake.

by Captain J.Mo April 2, 2008

Guatemalan Surprise

When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.

We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007

Guatemalan Rattlesnake

I knew you would look.

When Mike heard about the Guatemalan Rattlesnake, he had to look it up in UD.

by IARef96 November 13, 2010