Guatemalan Helicopter

When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.

I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.

by See_dub_ya June 27, 2021

Guatemalan confetti

n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass

"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"

by ralph_volcano March 25, 2021

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

guatemalan rollup

when you skin a guatemalan and roll up the skin and eat it.

Hey man you.. you ever tried this guatemalan rollup?

by GuatamalanRollup January 14, 2020

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016

Guatemalan Toe Jam

When you perform anal with your girl using your big toe, swirling it around until you get all the remnants out.

“Heard Sally let Jerry collect some Guatemalan Toe Jam last night.”

by LifesAJ_O_K_E June 23, 2023

Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.

Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.

by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 6, 2019