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grünendahl

The nerve responsible for transmitting signals between your nipples and your brain.
I recovered well from my grünendahl separation.
Now you can twist my nipples as long as you want.
by Phido95 September 26, 2018
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Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana

A sex position practiced in ancient Hawaii and a variation of the normal cumhawaiiana, mostly used by men with tiny penises and not to be confused with the gruenendahl cumdumpster.

The female gets into the common doggy position as the male prepares himself behind her.

Instead of gently putting his penis inside her as expected he takes a few steps back and rushes towards his prey. As he runs toward his partner he screams "what can i say except..." and after the moment he penetrates whatever hole he hits, he finishes with "you're welcome".

Now the difference of the gruenendahl styled cumhawaiiana is that the female part must not be older than the age of 4 and that the male is her caretaker.
It is not recommended to have a large penis as it can harm serious damage.

Another variation for example is the Dexter cumhawaiiana where the man says "Surprise motherf*cker".
Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana, hawaii (ancient Hawaii), cum (the act of having an orgasm), gruenendahl (the caretaker)

Becky sit down and have a drink with me.

Sorry I can't Mom, my caretaker cumhawaiianad me yesterday, gruenendahl style.

Becky what the fuck, I didn't raise a little crybitch. Now sit down or I'll dexter cumhawaiiana you.
by Phido95 September 26, 2018
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Graben

The manoeuvre is typically when you get your partner in a U shaped position and then to shit in her but crack or pussy and fuck the shit out of her ruthlessly and when you finish she farts or quefs causing volcanic eruptions
I fucked my bitch so hard last night she still has pyroclastic flows flowing out of her pussy like a graben
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Whats up my guben
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n. One who pontificates to those who know more about the subject. An arrogant beggar. v. To pontificate to the more knowledgeable. To beg as if doing the victim of one's begging a favor for which they should be grateful.
Before I could shut him up, he started grubsnarking his silly idea about quantum entanglement to a couple of particle physicists.
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