Grooning

The orgasmic feeling that one gets after unanesthetized double knee surgery

"Hey man, I'm feeling some grooning right now! It feels sooooo nice.

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Grotting

Gruesome-frotting.

Grotting is an activity only practiced by the super-gays, like Indy and Egrint. It means to frot but with extra stuff like BLACKSOULS 2 gaming in the background or skibidi toilet soundtrack playing on a speaker in the vicinity.

Grotting is the most gruesome and horrifying form of gay activity, and anyone who does it should be imprisoned.

"Bro did you hear Egrint and Indy moved on to Grotting now?" - Edmont
"Yeah bro I am scared of that duo" - Danindy

by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024

Groothing

The act of jorking your shit, so hard and fast, your precame starts foaming like lathered soap.

He was groothing to ontheprowl so hard last night, it took an hour to clean up.

by KiluWATT March 7, 2025

grotting

A borderline disgusting combination of gooning and rotting; like bedrotting but it's just gooning

I heard he called off work because he's been grotting in his basement and hasn't left in days...

by n11ght June 1, 2025

ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls

timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls

by jaccitcock April 13, 2021

Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.

I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.

by Dontwon From Corlett Ave. May 3, 2022

Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.

CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"

by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022