groint

The sound one makes while somehow through some mysterious error snorts something up ones nose accidentaly.

What's this, Iodine? *SNIFF* GROINT!!!

by Zach "The Scotsman" Folkman October 29, 2003

grointalon

A very disturbing itch in your groinal area in witch you cannot itch in a publical area.

I had a grointalon while I was at Wal-Mart,luckily i made it to the bathroom.

by chad z March 5, 2008

Grossty

A combination of the words "gross" and "nasty", it is an adjective that goes above and beyond both terms. Can be applied to the hygene of an individual, food products, or any other situation where such a description is necessary.

Very similar to how "fugly" describes something exceedingly unattractive, using a combination of two words.

Jake: When I came in just now, I smelled the nastiest stench as I walked into our apartment. It was like a combination of Febreeze, ramen noodles, some other food and dust.
Jared: Let me smell it to see if I can find out what it is.
*sniff*
Jared: Oh man, that is just grossty.

by duodsg November 5, 2009

Gristler

Someone who causes a rash when going down on a girl.

I hate being the Gristler of the family.

by JOHNNYJOHNJOHN is here May 17, 2010

Grostholomwusous

Another way of saying um...

Grostholomwusous...I'm not really sure!

by ~NinA - March 3, 2004

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

gristle whistle

The Exterior Sphincter, located at the posterior margin of the anus - your blow hole.

i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger

by Tudor Inn May 28, 2011