gobsmacked

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

by Buttershots February 22, 2019

Gobstomp

Similar to curb stomping, gobstomping is the action of destroying somebody with your own physical force. Annihilating somebody with such pure power and vigor, leaves the person incapacitated beyond belief.

Sadie the dumb bitch walked up upon me. I said "Why the fuck are you talking to me". Then I proceeded to gobstomp her until there were no remains.

by benitomosquito October 27, 2020

Gobshite

Irish slang for an idiot. Also Goby, (short for Gobshite)

I dont want anything to do with him, he is such a gobshite.

Look at that goby over there.

by Billy-boy August 12, 2007

gobshite

a person who talks alot of shite

the arsenal manager is a gobshite

by sparxx September 27, 2003

gobs

Like loads, but with an element of stickiness

I've got gobs of gumballs in my mouth

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

grabs ya by the boo-boo

When your smokin herb with your friends and you dont know what kind it is, and you take a hit and gets you high as fuck.

Wow! This KB really grabs ya by the boo-boo dont it?

by James Carpenter March 17, 2003

grobble

Any smokin' hot chick or chicks. Originated from "robble grobble," the incoherent shouting sounds made during crowd or mob scenes in the television show South Park. An effective phrase to use when trying to look busy working while checking out chicks from your office window. Shortened to "grobble" to more easily indicate that a hot girl is approaching and interested men should take heed.

Look to your right, there is some smokin' grobble over there. Hot damn!

by e.freddy December 7, 2004