Greyhounded

To be stranded by a bus carrier, especially by the line from which the term derives its name. The company in question is known for altogether skipping stops on its appropriated routes, resulting in major hassles and headaches for weary travelers.

I was Greyhounded last Thursday at Union Station when I waited for three hours and my bus never showed up!

by Mandychi November 9, 2011

greyhounding

Greyhounding - having anal sex

He was greyhounding her when his dick got pricked by some of her mounds got nuts.

by Bedouin Baby January 27, 2016

Greyhounded

When a man bends over with no pants on and his balls are visible like a male Greyhound dog.

I was in the locker room at the gym and an old man bent over and Greyhounded me.

by Djtallex840 May 8, 2018

Greyhounded

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as "bus-listed".

"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I can't. I got Greyhounded by the airline when I threw that drink at the flight attendant during Spring Break."

by Dugley May 25, 2021

Marmaduke Greyhounds

The Washington Wizards of 2A basketball

Hawk 1: “Hey have you been to a Marmaduke Greyhounds game yet this year”
Hawk 2:“Aw heck nah man I’d rather gouge my eyes out”

by Bronny4MVP November 22, 2024

Grey Hound

A guy who gets high on city gases.

Have had too much car exhaust, and act like he is high of it.

1: Jo see that guy? He's a real grey hound!
2: Yeah, he is acting like he is high. He must have had to much of that car exhaust.
1: Hell yeah!

by RĀVEN December 5, 2017

greypound

greɪpaʊnd

verb (used with object)

to engage in sexual activity with a rich older person to improve a facet of your own life. Could be simply financial but could also include social standing or career progression.

noun

to label yourself or someone else as the giver or receiver of sexual activity to or from a rich older person

"I'm going to greypound Helen Mirren so she takes me to the BAFTAS"
"She is deffo that old fella's greypound"
"I'll be her greypound, not even sorry"

by MajorClagNut February 26, 2021