Grandma Thunder

1/3 Red Bull. 1/3 Grapefruit juice. 1/3 Dark rum.

Serve in highball glass with large ice cube.

"Why do they call it grandma thunder?"

"I have no idea. It tastes really good though."

by itsMOOPY April 5, 2010

grandmauled

To be excessively hugged and loved by your grandmother, often accompanied with make-up stains on one's shirt.

I went to a family funeral yesterday and was totally grandmauled.

by batemun October 4, 2010

Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.

Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Grandma's Saucer

The anal orifice of an old woman.

My grandpa loves to poke his boney finger in my grandma's saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

grandmapedia

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.

Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.

by the comand'r February 2, 2018

grandma sticker

An extremely personal insult that will mentally destroy a person it is used on. This insult stems from something held dear to the person, and is different for everyone.

“I was done dealing with Kevin, so I grandma stickered him. He never saw it coming”

by Alex Chaddy Daddy March 7, 2018

your grandmother’s titties

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

by Silograndma December 9, 2017