snot grabber

(n.) A nasty euphemism for a handkerchief or a tissue.

Jim: Hey, Jeff, hand me another tissue, please.

Jeff: I just gave you 3 Kleenex... how many snot grabbers do you plan to use, asshole?

by Rob Porter January 4, 2009

Grobbed

To be hospitalised for abnormal objects being forced into the anus after an accidental fall.

They had to call an ambulance urgently, Dave had tripped and fell.
shamefully he was grobbed by the door handle as he fell.

by Laser layton September 25, 2014

dick grabber

A girl belonging to the sorority DG.

That girl in the club was a total dick grabber

by joel momma January 25, 2010

desk grabber

one who waits under desks of women at the office and grabs them unsuspectingly when they sit down.
Originating from the British TV show "the IT crowd"

"With roy stuck under that desk, they're gonna think he's a desk grabber!"

by Doctor P May 18, 2006

granny grabber

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

by joshfromnc February 25, 2009

cheek grabber

When you're doing such a massive poo that you have to grab a cheek to help it out.

Bruce: Fuckin' hell Baz, I did the biggest shit last night.
Baz: The old cheek grabber eh?
Bruce: Fuckin' oath it was.

by Kiz... December 27, 2013

Banana Grabber

A gay person whom grabs other mens bananas.

John is a banana grabber.

by don h June 18, 2008