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gottem

A word describing all things good in the world. The opposite of fiddle. Gottem originated in the Asian portions of New Jersey and had spread to be a world-wide phenomenon. It can be heard in the songs Teach Me How To Gottem, All I Do Is Gottem, and Gottem Good. All math teachers' least favorite word.
Math Teacher: The answer is 69.
Fiddler: Fiddle!
Gottemmer: Gottem!
Math Teacher: Stop with the gottem!
Gottemmer: But all I do is gottem!
by I'm The Gottem King December 18, 2011
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gottem

An asian kids favorite word that he yells after everything. Opposite of fiddler.
Asian kid: Stop fiddling around. You have to be gottem.
Other kid: whatever
by jjj9991 November 12, 2011
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Gittens

gloves that are also mittens/ mittens that are also gloves
Matt Lambke tells every how warm his fingers are using his gittens
by Jay Wilburn December 29, 2007
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Gootentight

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec
1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!
by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005
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Gottenshaffla

Pass me the Gottenshaffla.
You Are a Gottenshaffla.
Go to the Gottenshaffla.
by Brendan Zammit September 28, 2003
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Gottem

A term used when a friend is caught looking at the "OK" sign with your hand upside down and below your waist.
Intelligent person: aye cuz look at my pocket
*puts hand in the form of an "OK" sign in front of his pocket*
dumbass:*looks at it*
Intelligent person: says "GOTTEM" loud enough to expose him/her in front of their peers.
dumbass: damn
by DJ Doorjam November 13, 2018
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Goten

The most powerful Character in Dragon Ball relative to age. Has the biggest dick in the multiverse. Is the better of the Goten Teunks duo. Also super cute
Wow Goten is amazing
by DragonBallFinatic February 12, 2019
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