by The Smoke Dog November 22, 2011
Get the Goosemug. everything and anything
That girl is a goose.
Doing the dishes is a goose.
This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.
Its hard for a goose in the world today.
Doing the dishes is a goose.
This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.
Its hard for a goose in the world today.
by Duph! March 2, 2010
Get the goosemug. 
A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.
A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?
Cornball.
A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?
by Z Maddy July 11, 2018
Get the Goosemug. Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
Get the Goosedmug. Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”
Ex.2
“Fuck, a goose.”
Ex.2
“Fuck, a goose.”
by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020
Get the goosemug. 1. Noun - A better free-to-play version of Among Us with built-in voice chat. The developers actually update this game and don't beg you for money to buy boba.
2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.
2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.
1. Even modded Among Us doesn't have close to the number of features the base game of Goose Goose Duck has.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.
by SlinkyChampion January 6, 2022
Get the Goose Goose Duckmug.