Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

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gooner

A long thick penis

I sent her a picture of my gooner but she hasn't responded yet.

by halfhorse September 9, 2021

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A "Gooner" (derived from the English slang "goner") describes something or someone that is completely lost, beyond saving, or without any chance of recovery. It signifies that a situation is hopeless, something is irreversibly defeated, or someone is done for.

"that was it for him, he is a gooner."

Often also used in Video Games. E.g. "The B1 objective is lost. B1 is a gooner"

by LASZONE January 30, 2025

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Goonerization

The trend of gatcha games by and large to use female characters as sexual objects in order to generate sales to sustain the game, as without them, they wouldn't have a viable business model. Similar to how crabs have evolved independently multiple times across the world, gatcha games feature a variety of sexual exploitation to pry money from the hands of gamers. It is well documented that male characters are widely unpopular in these type of games.

"All gatcha games must undergo goonerization in order to financially survive."

by Mahjongleur July 16, 2025

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The Gooner

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.

you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit

by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025

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