googlethon

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!

quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!

by fennbot March 25, 2010

Googlified

A term which is used to describe much easy/simplified.
Like how Google makes your day to day life easy with Search, Mail, Chat, Calender & Social Networking

The future will be googlified

by nsavinash August 17, 2010

Googlism

The excessive use of Google's services to the point of addiction-like behavior and/or the firm clinging the rhetoric, "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."
(This phrase is used by people who scoff at the sight of someone using another Search Engine, or when they see that their friend has a Yahoo or Outlook E-Mail address)

Can usually be solved with De-Googlification

Eric: You fucker! You're using Bing! "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."

Angie: Well, I can see that the Googlism has completely taken over.

by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015

Googlin'

The act of using a search engine to find nudes more suitable than your own to send. Often used for Catfishing.

"Damn bruh, she googlin' on yo ass."
"Last night I was googlin' Mark when he asked for nudes."

by Succ Boi October 3, 2017

googletific

Something that is defined by google, not science. An answer found on google, but may not necessarily be backed by science.

The evidence is anecdotal, strictly googletific, more research is needed.

by JaxU April 23, 2021

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 9, 2018

Goofy Gooflite

Calling someone a "Goofy Ass" but they are too goofy that it should be considered a Stage 4 terminal illness.

"Man shut up, u built like a Goofy Gooflite"

"A Goofy Gooflite just joined my lobby"

by BIGMANWITHBIGKEYBOARD February 3, 2023