gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008

Gooching

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

gooche

Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.

I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004

The Gooch

According to Johnny Knoxville, the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Equivilent to the "chin rest" on a woman

She licked my gooch on the way to tossing my salad

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Gooched

When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.

Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!

by Skazellino September 8, 2011

gooch

area between nuts and ass hole. guy cooch = gooch

i have cancer of the gooch

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

gooch

This body part
Keeps things apart
sep'rating balls
from where shit calls...

When im a bad boy my mama bites my gooch

by Chuck Mangionnni February 4, 2009