Gonk

A term used to define when someone's balls fall out of their vagina.

"Don't you hate it when your balls fall out of your pussy? Call that a Gonk"

by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021

Gonk

Gert long c**k

He has a gonk.

by catmaster18 April 21, 2021

Gonk

A racist term used to describe the Chinese or Korean. Basically any bitch with squinty eyes

guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking

guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though

by yourfavoritecommunitymanager December 23, 2019

Gonk

Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.

“Let’s drop at the military base, that’s where you find all the best gonk!”

by BandoBran August 1, 2021

GONK

GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a Fag

Skinnypennis-Did u hear GONK is awesome
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny

by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018

Gonk

Gert Long C**k.

‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’

by bxxxraaa April 21, 2021

Gonk

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.

I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.

by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022