Geico

Geico is used to describe something that is weird and obscure. Often times these things don’t make much sense

“That new band who played was so geico.”
“That person on Impractical Jokers got geico’d hard.”

by theonetheeonlygeico May 10, 2024

Geico

describes strange or unexplainable occurrence’s or ideas

Those weird old guys were so geico.

by Geico4eva May 10, 2024

Geoiconic

Someone or something who has surpassed such levels of iconicity that has tuned as longlasting as a rock

Beyoncé is as geoiconic as Agnès Vall

by Lagnèsesgeoiconica May 19, 2024

Goic's Tech

A website that sells tech cheaper than other companies

Goic's Tech has better prices than Amazon and Best Buy

by Goic's Tech February 12, 2024

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Goycopter

Helicopter piloted by an IDF Soldier or Mossad Agent designed for raining hellfire upon the gentiles.

Blake: Why do we give so much money to Israel?
Danilo (operating goybeam on saturn): Goyim detected, deploying goycopter, glory to Israel!
Goycopter: *launches hellfire missiles at blake*
Blake: gah!! This is my fate for being subhuman gentile scum!!

by Blake Wirth December 4, 2025

Olga Geico

Are you Olga Geico because you are bad at teaching or are you bad at teaching because you're Olga Geico?

You may save up to 15% on your next car insurance deal.

Olga Geico: I do insurance so you don't do drugs.

Me: Yes

by Playman Cart Guy July 15, 2024