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unicorn goggles

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!
by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
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lonely goggles

When a person dates someone they normally wouldn't just because they are single and feeling lonely. Usually bound to end in heartbreak for at least one person.
What's with those two? He doesn't really seem like her type.

She just has lonely goggles. It'll probably implode soon.
by roninrox May 5, 2010
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Mount Goggles

Mount Goggles - Mount goggles are the invsible, make believe, goggles that all of the guys at Mount Saint Mary's University must acquire in order to withstand the appearance of the women at school when going out to a party. They have the power to make a "3" (Out of 10) look like an "8" and a "5" be a perfect "!0". The are necessary for use at all times of night in order to survive the war zone full of grenades and land mines.
Good thing everyone else had on their mount goggles to last night because I took them off this morning and couldn't have been more embarrassed.
by sixonemountaineerzero November 17, 2010
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skype goggles

The unexplained phenomenon in which one skype user perceives the other skype user to be more attractive than they truly are. This can be largely attributed to the low quality of the video feed. This is similar to beer goggles.
Yo, dude must have skype goggles on because that girl isn't that attractive.
by Kevin G - halfanonionbagel January 17, 2009
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apocalypse goggles

The ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one's actions. Because, well, being the last woman on the face of the Earth makes her the hottest woman on Earth. The ultimate form of "Beer Goggles".
I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?
by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011
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goggle tan

a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the upper portion of your face, while the lower part is still exposed to the sun thus creating a homer simpson-esque tan.
dude, i was up at riding copper for a week straight and it was sunny every day, now ive got this totally gnar goggle tan.
by zachar March 12, 2006
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RPI goggles

condition caused by the unfavorable ratio of women to men at RPI. similar to beer goggles, except they don't go away when you sober up.
the combination of RPI and beer goggles is a good way to fuck the fat chick.
by joe bag o'donuts May 13, 2005
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