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keef goblin

n.
The person who never has money to smoke weed but need to get high somehow. So when your grinder is left unattended, the person will free-base all the keef left in the catcher in attempts to get high. keef goblins think that they are not doing much damage but that keef culd have been sprinkled on a blunt. fucking assholes.
wur the fuck did my keef go! i had a shitload, fucking keef goblins!
by mc rb December 26, 2008
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Ghosts 'n Goblins

Side scrolling video game by Capcom in which the player controls a knight, Arthur, in his quest to rescue the princess.

The hardest video game of all time.
You only get two hits in "Ghosts 'n Goblins" before you die?
by tarbash September 17, 2006
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Goblin Tinkerer

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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Goblin crawler

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.
The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.
by Emelk March 8, 2022
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sack goblin

A person who loves to gobble on ball sacks.
Karl's a sack goblin. He still swings from Skool Boy's sack.
by Proffessor Wizzy June 18, 2008
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Vegetable Goblin

That damn vegetable goblin is threatening our republican values by not eating animals!
by wowsuchacuteboyXXX December 13, 2016
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Throat goblin

A female that practices the act of oral sex frequently
Yo Nicole gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last, I swear she’s a throat goblin
by Fat cheese puff February 15, 2020
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