Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’
‘Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”
‘Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”
by notagay_420 December 04, 2018
by That Guy#2 November 19, 2013
Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017
Used to describe a partners cavity that has been ejaculated into; resulting semen to cover the inside of the cavity walls.
by RiCKY December 01, 2015
When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!
by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019
Kirsty congratulated herself on getting the Double Glazing men round as she mopped her sodden brow, and continued with the washing up.
by GavL November 07, 2006