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Ghetto Lighter

When you have 2 faulty lighters, one with a working flint/spark but no gas, the other with gas but no spark. So you have to use both lighters to spark a joint in the ghetto.
Guy 1: Have you got a lighter?

Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.

Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.

Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?

Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!
by Haitch4 January 3, 2013
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ghetto sand

The fine mixture of broken glass and fragmented asphalt you see in the less savory parts of a city. Its presence indicates a lack of routine street cleaning and frequent occurrences of drunks breaking bottles against the ground or brick walls. These areas are best avoided at night, especially when alone.
I took a shortcut riding my bike last night and popped my tire on some ghetto sand. I had to walk my bike the rest of the way home, I'm lucky nobody jumped me!
by pjnonymous18 September 30, 2013
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Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!
"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"
by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014
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ghetto fruit

Trash, grocery bags, and old clothes hanging from trees.
"I visited this apartment downtown and there was ghetto fruit all up in those trees!"
by creamycats April 16, 2019
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Desi Ghetto

An impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged locality or residential area of a city, with a disproportionately large Indian immigrant population.

These areas are notorious for petty crime and street fights between confused Brown kids (see: Sauga Boy).

Often you'll see adult children still living at home with their parents in desi ghettos or two to three families living in one home - this is because desis are cheap as hell.

Desi Ghettos
1. Brampton, Ontario
2. Surrey, British Columbia
3. Mississauga, Ontario (Meadowvale)
4. Rexdale, Ontario (Albion Road)

5. Edison, New Jersey (Oak Tree Road)
Toronto guy: I'm heading Square One in Mississauga. Wanna tag along?

Markham girl: Eww no. That's a desi ghetto.
by JimStewart April 14, 2020
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Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011
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ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.
"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?
by Frank Brown April 3, 2008
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