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Teddy Geiger

Teddy is one of the most amazing singers out there today.
He has a great voice and is so hot.
He can play guitar, piano and drums - so talented.
He has sexy bright blue eyes.
He is kind of dorky at times, but it's so cute.
He first got his fame from the single "For you i will" off the album underage thinking
He recently released 33 brand new songs to members of his fan club.
He has a co-staring role in the movie The Rocker.
And he meets his fans after shows, which is so great, since most artists dont do that.
#1: Teddy Geiger's song sunshine fires is so great!
#2: I cant even chose, all 33 of Teddy's new songs are amazing!
by Roxy321 October 15, 2008
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geigh

The PC alternative to using "gay" as an adjective to describe things unrelated to homosexuality.

adjective-lame, silly, waste of time, annoying, etc.

Especially useful over email and IM until your friends are all convinced you are using the PC spelling in your mind when you speak in regular conversation.
ex: My boss won't let me out early today, even though I freaking worked a 24 hour shift yesterday. It's so geigh.
by K.Johnson August 24, 2005
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Gariglio

Aka gorilla hoe refers to a girl that is broad shouldered, husky like a gorilla, covered in cellulite, may have be born a man or a gorilla (yet to be determined), she has nappy blonde hair, with really small breast. She is almost 30yrs old (still refers to herself as a princess) and feeds on other women's sloppy seconds, even as young as 19yrs old. Some say fucking her is like putting your dick in a bounce house, can't feel shit cuz there is so much room. She is desperate to find a guy that doesn't have to get piss ass drunk and blind fold himself to fuck her. She will suck and fuck any guy who would even let her. Be aware she probably carries more STDs than a plane that carries the entire carry-on luggage. She is the ultimate rebound girl. She is so ugly, fat and nasty, that once the rebound cycle has occurred, the guy will then realize that nothing is as bad as fucking a cottage cheese looking cutter butt gorilla hoe.
Man: I realized something important!

Other man: what?

Man: Nothing is as bad as that Gariglio that I hooked up with after I broke up with my girl.

Other man: GARIGLIO? You didn't bro!!! Ah fuckin' NASTY!! You probably should get checked out. I would rather have a really gorilla suck my dick rather that that Gorilla Hoe Gariglio.
by 1DisturbedWitness November 14, 2009
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Geriatric Jagaloon

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.
John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.
by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018
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geriatriphiliac

The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with an old man/woman or men/women. It is just like a pedophiliac except they like old people better than children
The geriatriphiliac was arrested and charged for having sexual relations with old men and women.
by A-Boondock-Saint January 4, 2005
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geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
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The Geriatric

A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.
"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"
by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2011
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