Geezus 

Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.

Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!

Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009

geezer 

In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".

In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.

(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."

(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"

geezer by Bill M. September 20, 2004

Geezer Pleezer 

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.

Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.

Geezer Pleezer by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

geezman 

also known as GEEZLER, the geezman is an insane and unique human species not yet discovered outside the small campus of endicott college. the geezman has a lot of responsibilities, and is sometimes afraid of his own identity. THESE BITCHES LOVE GEEZLER

nick- hey, geezman, what's it like to be the geezman?
geezman- I don't wanna talk about it

geezman by Geezler December 16, 2013

GeezerBird 

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.

The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".

GeezerBird by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008

geeze doumani 

Geeze doumani is used as an exclaimation during the occurance of an absurd event.

*a dog does a cartwheel and disappears into the sky*
Adrian: Geeze doumani!

geeze doumani by LeTired March 18, 2008

diamond geezer 

a legendary hero

cheers mate your a diamond geezer

diamond geezer by angelus August 14, 2003