Dick Gauntlet

The sexual act where a group of men stand facing each other with erections about a foot away from each other. The contestant in the gauntlet must try to run through the gauntlet while the penises slap him in the face.

Stan loves to participate in the Dick Gauntlet whenever he has free time. He is trying to petition to have it an Olympic Sport in 2012.

by Predator6 July 27, 2009

Infinity gauntlet

A golden glove that goes in your left hand because right handed people suck

The infinity gauntlet is missing infinity stones

by fanofyt May 9, 2019

The Infinity Gauntlet

While you are fisting someone, you snap your fingers while your hand is inside them, causing them to cum.

I used the infinity gauntlet on my girlfriend last night.

by Tubsy77 May 12, 2019

gauntlet

An area of town with low and consistently sketchy cell phone coverage. An area or stretch of road where you would frequently have your call dropped.

"Dude, I'm getting ready to drive through a gauntlet, so I might lose ya."

by Josh Carr May 30, 2006

Gruncle

A gruncle occurs in the very freaky situation when your uncle, the brother of your father or mother, marries your grandmother, the mother of the opposite parent.

Roger's uncle, his father's brother, married his grandmother, his mother's mother. Roger's uncle is now his gruncle.

by iwantpancakes. January 21, 2010

Guncle Tommy

Gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. A gay person that works against progress for gay people and other oppressed groups.

Look at that Guncle Tommy, where do you even get a rainbow MAGA hat?

by Gordie D. Unicorn December 10, 2020

to plug an old gauntlet

to reference or do something that has not been referenced or done in a while

A: All your base are belong to us!!!
B: That's sure plugging an old gauntlet, A.

or

C: So I got back with Stacy last night.
D: Jesus, C. Way to plug an old gauntlet.

by Jane_Eyre January 10, 2008