Dick Garage

A vagina. Synonymous with lady cave, beaver, hairy taco etc

man i'd like to park my man sausage in her dick garage

by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011

Garak

A Cardassian tailor on DS9. Garak was exiled from his home world of Cardassia, and was later found out to be a former Obsidian Order spy. He is son to Enabran Tain and is somewhat of a mystery to to most.

Garak is a mystery wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma.

by Greg October 7, 2004

garanimal

negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."

"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"

by Elaine100 December 14, 2006

two car garage

1.A woman that practices double penetration.
2.A woman that can fit two cock in either her pussy or ass.

Nicole had a three-some last night. She is a two car garage.

by STRICKEN September 7, 2003

High as garaffe nuts

1.Something thats really high
2.Term defining the mental state after consuming a large amount of narcotics

Yo that cunt Cindy left my TV and my AC on all night I bet my electric bill is gonna be High as garaffe nuts

Man I smoked that big ass blunt earlier and got high as garaffe nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 20, 2009

garage sale

When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.

If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.

by Rodney Basil December 22, 2003

Garand

M1 rifle used in WWII and all the way up to Vietnam as a sniper rifle, largely superseded at that time by the M14 which was in turn superseded by the M16A1, named after its creator John Garand. Garand is an informal term but everyone knows what it means. Properly prounounced like "errand", most people say "guh-rand".

The Nazi's hated the Garand because it was so good at kicking their kraut eating, war-mongering, fascist asses.

by 9 Ball September 22, 2006