Gary

A man that gives out free beers and doesn't charge interest

"Hey any free beers Gary"

by Pacodub May 4, 2015

Gary

Someone who loves food. They shove it down their necks within seconds

“Hey, how was the bread?”

“I ate it straight away”

“God you must be a Gary !!”

by Ryan Reynolds is bae April 23, 2018

Gary

A person who is confused of their sexuality and constantly has urges to dance spontaneously and danger those around them with their hips.

Last night I was so drunk I think I was being like Gary.

by Gary Burner October 18, 2016

Gary

A thundercunt who hits women

*wamon*: punches gary
*gary*: punches wamon

Written by Gary

by Robbery faggot November 9, 2018

Gary

An incredibly slow wildabeast with good money saving skills. From afar looks like an italian stallion with a beautiful piercing black maine but once you get close a gary is only a snail with grey hairs. This one of garys biggest deceptions. Garys are also incredibly sensitive about their ethnic Jew identity claiming that they are italian or german to cloak their true greedy nature. Never split on a tab pr start a business with a gary for they will probably jew you out and make it seem like it is all your fault. A positive trait of a gary is that they can make alright Old Fashioned cocktails.

Gary is such a fucking jew.

by Dirtydan27 April 21, 2018

Gary

A Fat ugly nigga who gets rejected all the time

Gary:hey you want to go out
Rachel: no

Gary:why
Rachel: your ugly ok, boy bye

by Jack walk black December 21, 2015

Gary

gary is a snail that will not come home back to spongebob

Spongebob: gary come home please
Gary: meow

by Spongebob Squarepants III June 16, 2018