Garth

A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!

OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl

by the one who was spanked August 14, 2011

Garth Brooks

The best performer of ours or any time.

"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."

by Derpy July 9, 2005

Garty

A party in a garage - the perfect place to throw down.

I’m throwing a garty tomorrow, there will be garden tools, a lawn mower, and some soil, but it’s going to be a rager.

by mostachloe March 21, 2019

gartonism

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Garth Bow

Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.

Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts

or

Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad

or

I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too

by Doctor Garthy September 12, 2013

Garthson

A fucking piece of shit math teacher who hates children and probably hasn't gotten head in 12 millenia because he's a fucking bitch and did you know that he hates ethnic children as well? What a fucking bitch ass math teacher bitch

Mr. Garthson murdered 12 children in his grade 9 class because they couldn't find X in the formula, what a shithead

by GarthsonIsAFuckingDevilBitch March 10, 2019