golympics

1) the annual gay olympics. takes place in the fall, when a select group of the professional gays with the best regular season performance get together for the gayest event in the world. often called the "MLB playoffs" by the gay community. see also golympian.

1) the homo put the golympics on tv and the mom covered her sons eyes.

2) michael jordan took a brief break from basketball in the mid 90s to "experiment." fortunately, he wasn't gay enough and never made it past the qualifying rounds into the actual golympics.

3) the documentary, angels in the outfield, shocked the world as audiences saw the damaging impact the golympics can have on a child's psyche. unfortunately, banning the golympics in media outlets remains one of the most unattended to issues in modern america, along with global warming.

by lalegend October 8, 2010

The Mort Goldman

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....

This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

by Thomas Berry June 30, 2006

goyem

Means "non-jewish"...or not belonging to the jewish community...

note that it is the plural form of "goy"...which is one non-jew

Sorry reverend, I dind't mean to embarass you in front of the goyem

by Mike January 5, 2005

goleta

A bedroom community adjacent to Santa Barbara, and surrounding UCSB and Isla Vista.

UCSB Student A: "Man, I got arrested last night"
UCSB Student B: "that's cuz GOLETA MAKES THE RULEZ"

by Henry H. Howlzer January 9, 2008

golmatol

Rotund, plump, stout (hindi)

Lay off those rasgullas ... look at how golmatol you've become!

by MumbaiMalady May 6, 2004

golmost

1. a almost scored goal in a sport
2. a fish cookie

1. I was playing the finals, i took the last kick of the ball. GOOOOOOOLmost. dang it i missed

2. my mom packed me golmosts for lunch today

by gizzyassucker May 24, 2009

goldmouf

the act of having grillz

did you see that hustla? he had dat goldmouf goin down

by CAYE y AJR December 23, 2008