Glumbus

A title given to someone who you put all the blame on during a video game session.

“Glumbus, what the fuck are you doing?
“Holy shit glumbus press the A button.”

by poinktheguy October 16, 2023

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

glump

Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.

did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:

by Ashelux April 7, 2008

Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.

by Original Fritz November 13, 2006

glumpkin

while getting oral sex you play guitar hero

I wouldnt stop playing guitar hero when my girlf friend was over, so she ended up giving me a glumpkin

by rob cali February 29, 2008

Glumy bank

a term used to describe conditions of extreme poverty, usually refering to a person's wealth and posessions.

Father: Hey son, can I borrow 5 dollars? I left my wallet at home.

Son: Sorry dad, I have Glumy bank.

Father: ffs... son, i am disappoint

by Ch3ck P1z April 12, 2010

Glump

A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.

"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."

by Glumpington April 26, 2013