Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

glomp

(verb): to eat lots of food in the company of friends, even if not that hungry, leaving very stuffed

"Y'all...apps tn?"

"Omg yes I'm ready to glomp on some spin art dip"

by spinachdipfan September 8, 2020

Glomp

An agressive, surprise, tackle hug.

I'm going to stalk the raccoon through the brush, a commando like, and glomp him

by Sarcia26 October 13, 2021

glomp

glomping is simply rough oral sex. Similar to fellatio or cunnilingus in that it can be done to any gender.

Me and Jennifer totally got glomped last night together. Kyle is so good at glomping.

by spacedoggs July 20, 2018