flitching

both partners must swallow a small new potato attached to a piece of string, as both partners climax, they pull the string hanging out of each others mouths, forcing each to puke on the other at the moment of climax. popular with golfers

They writher rythmically achieving orgasm simultaneously. as they came they flitched each other and covered themselves in vomit, they collapsed back into the bunker, satiated

by tony roqq March 13, 2003

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

Fitching

Bitching with feeling
When you talk about someone you know but try to understand what they're going through.

"Hey, how's it going? I saw my friend Ella the other day and she was having an argument with Jamie!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, but I understand that she must have some deep issues"
"That's so true"
"Okay well, see you later good fitching sesh babe!"
"See you later!"

by phlopchlop September 23, 2012

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

Fetching

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing

Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that

by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020