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fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 23, 2010
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Sasha fumbled

When sasha has a girl in the bag he fumbles it
Mateo:You heard Sasha Fumbled again

Nathan:Im not suprised
by Mateosburner69 June 3, 2022
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Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories
He fumbled the ball, but he's a fumble star so he was good with it
by lurchking October 15, 2020
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Ethical Fumble

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.
Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.

Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.
by SmileTank October 7, 2025
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fumble the bag

by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024
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Dumble Fumble

A shit guitar player playing loud through an amp with too much gain.
That guy sucks. His playing is a real dumble fumble.
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