fucktistic

FUCKING retarded plus spastic

Jesse did the same job over and over and over again but he did it wrong every time because he is fucktistic

by sebaconda April 6, 2014

Fucktion

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015

fucktigon

Similar to a love triangle but in the swinger community where two couples are exclusive but still attracted to and pursue others. Not a "love triangle" because it's not love and more than three people.

Watch out for them. They're caught up in a fucktigon.

by Dorothy Ray May 30, 2016

Fucktionable

Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.

I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.

by Objets trouvés March 25, 2017

Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work

Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done

by RoyalsMonttryal May 22, 2017

fucktit

When you penetrate her in the tits and the white milk stuff comes out. Then you put some of it on your dick and continue fucking her

boy: suck my dick

girl: nah, you just made a fucktit

by HesteHund September 3, 2017

fucktiply

When something fucked up snowballs?

Everything was going wrong that day. Her bad luck would fucktiply when she discovered her boyfriend in bed with her brother.

by TLCbaeb November 21, 2017