fuckstick

a wang, schlong, peeper, cock, dick, weiner, penis, stick, joystick etc. you know the rest

jimmys fuckstick looks like he was screwing around corners

by larry the cable guy June 25, 2004

fuckstick

A person who doesn't have a fucken clue

You're a fuckstick. The fucken fuckstick really fucked up this time.

by Allllllllll April 25, 2007

fucksticks

Clients that want you to develop databases for systems that absolutely suck.

Those fucksticks want me to develop a database for a system that absolutely sucks.

by Basileus [it's Sabre's word] September 3, 2003

Fuckstick

Exclamation: Darn!
Noun: an idiot

That fuckstick doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Fuckstick! I missed my exit!

by Ultradiva August 11, 2014

Ferrara Fuckstick

The monstrously amazing sex organ of one Master Ferrara. His penis has been known to give women earth shattering orgasms before even touching them. According to legend it's also been known to cure STD. Very very very few women can handle this amazing tool of sexual pleasure, not even the top pornstars in the world.

"I had the Ferrara Fuckstick last night, I don't think I'll be able to move for another month"

"Hey baby wanna take a ride in my Ferrari?", "No thanks, I'd much rather ride the Ferrara Fuckstick"

by godfuckingdamnit July 8, 2012

Fuckstick

A skinny girl who really likes sex (Nympho)

Bri
MILF
Hotmama
favorite freak!

by peanut February 23, 2005

fuckstick

A person who thinks that they are the shit, however they are really the brunt of many others jokes and never realize when they're being made fun of.

Tom:Hey guys, I'll catch up later, I have to go and pump some iron. Bill:What a bitch. He only weighs 150 poundsl Dave: yeah, Tom is a fuckstick

by Jake Pimpin C May 13, 2005