frump and dump

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.

"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"

by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014

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frumpleskirt

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished

person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you

by i frumpleskirt you May 19, 2019

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Frumpis

See Dog. Also known as Coo Coo pants, dumpsit or button head.

Oh frumpis, stop chewing on your baby.

by GBLD January 12, 2009

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Frumpled

The trait, characteristic, feeling of being frumpy, crumpled, disheveled, out of sorts, sleepy, groggy, drunk, sad, or rumpled.

To be "frumpled" is to resemble or feel like: a balled up piece of tissue paper, tin foil, or newspaper. A soggy napkin, a wet toilet paper roll, or damp socks.

by Kia Carbone June 26, 2008

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frumptable

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007

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