friends 

what friends

i have no friends

friends by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

Friends 

Non existent.

Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.

Friends by That Dudе June 26, 2018

Friends 

Hoes David Martinez invites to art shows.

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.

Friends by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018

Friends 

Something you don’t have.

Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.

Friends by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018

Friends 

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)

YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,

WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

The greatest show to ever exist.

Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.

Friends by Kalfy October 6, 2018

Friends 

A friend isn't just anyone.It's someone who cheers you up. Someone who you know is the only one crazier than you. Someone who will stick up for you. Someone who will tell you there problems and deepest secrets. Friends are hard to find. I would know.

Friends are hard to find.

Friends by Melody Sorgatz August 29, 2018

Friends 

Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.

“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.

Friends by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019