friendcuck

A person being in the same room as his/her friends while they plan activities without them.

Friend 1 to friend 2: Hey, wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Friendcuck: *sitting in the corner getting friendcucked*

by Aioli_fiz July 12, 2024

Fucks and Friends

People who watch only Fox News and can't see it as fake news.

Well, I can see by talking to you that you watch Fox News and think real news reporters are enemies of the people. Therefore, you are a Fucks and Friends kind of person.

by Fed up August 4, 2018

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

fucking friendo

It's a friend on a whole new level

Hey what's up my fucking friendos

by Widdle baby April 4, 2017