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Yaoi Fangirl Virus

(yah-ō'-ē fahn-gûrl vī-rəs)
NOUN: A highly infectious, medically undetectable virus quickly becoming a pandemic amongst female anime fans. When fully fledged, the virus causes the infected to have an unhealthy, annoying infatuation with yaoi slash pairings. Common symptoms are interest in yaoi fanart, urges to write fanfics, wearing of cat ears, and glomping tendencies. It is spread either verbally or by means of the internet. It has even been known to cause death by compelling the infected to either glomp someone until their bones crack or annoy somebody to the point of suicidal intents. It is extremely important to defend yourself and your friends from the infection and influences of the virus by avoiding diseased persons at all costs and possibly wearing earplugs/masks should you ever be in the presence of a yaoi fangirl. Mental status may be altered, however, and psychological help should be sought out after contact. Those of us who are already anime fangirls are prone to catching the disease. There is no known cure.
Girl: Maya's obsession with SasuNaru is getting out of hand. She's going nuts!

Friend: I think we should avoid her so we don't catch her Yaoi Fangirl Virus.
by choklit chipp kookeez September 26, 2009
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Frange

Noun/Descriptive <Frahn-juh>
Common Day Synonyms: Gay, Lame, Weak, Drew, Frangipani

1.To describe something or an event that is lacking in stimulation or completely void of any redeeming quality.

2.To express disgust or displeasure with a subjects ability not to suck or to at least try and suck a little less.
"Omg dude this party is so fucking Frange lets blow."

Dude did you see Todd's fucking surfboard with the pink flowers? I tell you it's straight up frange.
by The Seeker of Balls March 30, 2008
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stupid fangirls

Usually teen girls ranging from 8 to 15 year olds but could be any other too, a stupid fangirl is a girl that is obessed with their ''idols'' and worship them like living gods even when they never even met that person or their idols don't even know they exist, but in a rampant way, they will jump up to strike anyone who doesn't share their same opinion thinking their ''life goal'' is to defend them at all cost even when he/she may not even give a fuck, there are two types of stupid fangirls number one, those who dedícate their entire lives to that person that just wants the cash their fans and a way more confusing type of stupid fangirl, the one that will cut her arms and cry and Yell like a madtruck for their favorite arists/band/youtuber/book/novel/movie/*insert here any other famous fashion* because as a fact these girls do NOT wanna be fans of anyone who isn't famous or already worshipped by a cult of followers,
quoting usual stupid fangirls:
''Harry potter is gonna marry in the next chapter!!!!''
''Justin Bieber is not gay, everyone is just jealous of him''
''Im gonna slit your throat for calling my favorite youtuber bad!!!''
''Let's wrap up 1000 fanfictions of Twilight and BVB!!!

''Im'a Marry One Direction one day!!!!''
''Leave my idol alone you prick, just because you are no one and he's such a nice guy even thought i never met him!!!''
''Im'a subscribe to my favorite youtuber because he is my life!!
PS: this definition also APPLIES also to FANBOYS.
by StreetFunnel August 23, 2015
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fangbanger

A human who enjoys having have sex with and allows vampires to drink their blood.
Gran asked what a fangbanger was and Sookie explained that it is a human who allows vampires to drink their blood and enjoys having sex with them, sometimes for money.
(characters in True Blood)
by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009
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Fangirl

Female fan of a movie, TV show, book, or other medium;
usually a hard core fan of a particular character or ship which they will usually refer to as their OTP or 'one true pairing';
often found on blogs, squeeing over canon relationships, non-canon relationships, UST, or even AU plots or crack dealing with their fandom;
often found reading or writing fanfic;
can be supporters of het pairings, slash pairings, femslash pairings, or OT3s;
often spend time collecting pictures and making fanart;
often are also involved in vidding or making fan music videos (see also fanvid, vid).
I try to closet my inner fangirl in public, but sometimes I can't help but let it SQUEE!

I'm so excited for the convention! It's going to be a whole room full of fangirls on overdrive.

"OMG seriously, who needs alternative energy? Just hook up A/R fangirls to some kind of battery and we can power the whole planet for as long as we get new A/R promo pics."
by slave4roslin May 4, 2008
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franglais

A combonation of two languages: Français and Anglaise (French and English).
Franglais can be either a French conversation peppered with English words, or vice versa.
It is commonly used by French teenagers.
It does not necessarily mean that they have forgotten a word, although using Franglais is a good coverup if they do forget the translation of some words.
The words used DO have proper translations.
Franglais:
Gina: Ah mon amie, veux-tu un beer?
Moi: Non merci, je suis le stuffed. As-tu regardé le episode de Newport Beach hier?!
Gina: Mais bien sûr! Ben McKenzie est un hunk hein?
Moi: Je pense que obviously.

Translated:
Gina: Want a beer?
Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Did you watch the O.C. yesterday?!
Gina: Duh! Ben McKenzie is a total hottie eh?
Me: He's rellin.
by Sahara September 3, 2005
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Frangirl

A particularly enthusiastic or fanatic female fan of the actor Fran Kranz.
"I can't talk about The Cabin in the Woods for too long or I just start shouting Marty quotes--I'm such a Frangirl."
by dostthounotsuspectmyplace October 23, 2012
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