Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

Principal Fixing Pants

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought

Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

foing

cool, awesome

That show was pretty foing.

by Dr. Samuel Adams May 2, 2004

Diane Foxington

Diane Foxington, Who is happily married to ainthydr0.2, Is a character from the movie ¨ẗhe bad guys¨. The couple are expecting twins by December, 17 2022.

Omg did you see her, its Diane Foxington from the best movie of the decade ¨the bad guys¨. She is also married to ainthydr0.2

by Hydrojarvis April 17, 2022

[foing]

The gangster term for going.

I'm foing to go buy me some new galoshes.

by Robber snake January 15, 2009

fixing the car

code name for smoking weed.

see also playing videogames.

i'm fixing the car right now, i'll call you back in a few.

by KRHimself January 16, 2005

foing

Typical of a person:

1) either chatting with too many people at once on msn.

2) up for 24 hours plus chatting

3) sticky keys

"What are you foing"?

by Kiss November 17, 2004