Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

by Gordo986 March 7, 2018

non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017

fooling around

Having sex with someone for pleasure without a relationship.

They were "fooling around" all night.

by David Blane May 24, 2005

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

foolington

just a fool, dumb person, foolish

boy you are a foolington!

by shawtylo! March 4, 2010

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

Fogling

Instead of using a penis, use a solidified poop to elicit orgasm.

I was Fogling with Maria, and then she groaned in pleasurable agony

by Quellstorm March 27, 2015