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australian rules football

According to a study by Sydney's Macquarie Univerity, you are more likely to get stabbed going to one game of Aussie Rules a year, than you are if you go to a nightclub every Saturday night for a year.

Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.
Person1: Dude, Michelle got stabbed yesterday!
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.
by Ben Digo April 30, 2007
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sexual football field

this is like the bases but more in dept
10 yards is a kiss
20 yards is making out
30 yards is feeling up
40 yards is dry fucking
50 yards is fingering
60 yards is a handjob
70 yards is eating out
80 yards is head
90 yards is titty fucking
100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal
a field goal is a quiky
2 point conversion is anal
an interseption is getting cock blocked
a fumble is u fucking up
a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down
a rush is going in order
passing is skipping around the yards
dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion
by lajsdhfll September 26, 2005
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football time

When someone takes a lot longer than the time they said. A football game consists of four, 15-minute quarters but because the clock stops a lot, the game is a lot longer than 45 minutes. So when someone tells you they'll be 20 minutes, it's 20 minutes football time.
Bob: Jim said he was going to be 20 minutes before he shows up.
Bill: Yeah but, he works in football time so he'll be about 40 minutes.
by ChineseGoddess August 28, 2010
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Watching football movies

When you and your significant other are watching football movies that you don't care about. So instead you spend the enitre time making out. Then their parents walk in.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching football movies with my girlfriend
by Philly Billy Milly December 13, 2010
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Snatch Football

Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.
Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
by WTHJ222 March 26, 2008
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Fantasy Football

Football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.
Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season?
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.
by Lebanation May 22, 2016
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football chav

A hybrid of a chav. They often hang around public parks and scare the living Sh!t out of children.they often always where football shirts and ride around on bikes.They lack the intlect to work so there most likely job is mcdonalds minimum wge.
"its those damn football chavs pissing on the goalposts again.
by chavsmasher June 20, 2009
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