Fonzification

The state of ease a man achieves when he finds his go-to jacket, the jacket that he feels cool wearing, the jacket he wears everyday. It is obtained once the good friends, the aquaintances, and the opposite sex have at one point it time mentioned in passing, "Hey man, nice jacket."

My friend, Raymundo's quest for Fonzification finally ended when he found the red Michael Jackson Beat It Jacket at the flea market.

by Roadside Jesus February 25, 2008

Fonshway

One of the best RNG players to ever live in gta online. Future FaZe member, but they don't know bout him yet. Joe Biden is afraid to 1v1 him RNG. His female character is the hottest and needs to make an onlyfans and his male character got the drip like no other

Fonshway is “El Papi”

by SadlyPoor November 27, 2020

Faux Foning

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.

He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!

by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011

fonsanoon

A person who farts in the bath tub and then bites the bubbles.

I was banned from taking baths as a child for being a fonsanoon.

by 3pp August 18, 2006

fonzie

To swallow a pill using only your own saliva to wash it down. Comes from Arthur Fonzerelli of TV's "Happy Days," who was too tough to need water to help him swallow his medicine.

No thank you, doctor, I don't need any water... I can just fonzie this aspirin.

by halee April 29, 2005

Hook on fonik

A program used to teach you how to read.

With Hook on fonik, we make your dumbass smart!
WHAT? you no believe me?

by mrcrumble November 15, 2009

fonting

When you type words with malicious intent.

Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.

by iDenzilla January 3, 2015