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funsching

verb: finding the cold spot on your pillow
I was funsching all night but couldn't get comfortable
by LELLIAN November 25, 2010
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Frenching

When a man with a bulbous penis head retracts from inside a female vagina causing the uterus to prolapse.
Person 1: Is Charlie coming to the party tonight?
Person 2: Nah she got a good frenching and is out of action.
Person 1: Well shit.
Person 2: Schnappi.
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flunting

a word used when in the process of hunting for a flat.
eg "hey guys lets go flunting"
by josh milne August 31, 2009
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frenching a bed

A trick perpetrated at summer camps or on fellow military recruits where a tightly made bed (hospital corners and all) is made up in such a way that the sheet(s) below the blanket are made up and tightly tucked in, but they only reach halfway down the mattress before being folded under. thus it is preventing the proper occupant from slipping under covers at bedtime. Rather his legs get stuck halfway down in the folded sheet "envelope."
Example: We were frenching a bed for every guy who acted like an idiot.
by CanadianWiz February 2, 2014
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Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging
Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!
by likeaboss9000000 February 18, 2014
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Fronching Around

A combination of being a French pirate and moshing.
Dude, every one laughed at us when we were
fronching around for a presentation on France in history class.
by Exhnozoaa December 8, 2006
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fenching

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.
Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.
by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004
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