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flump

The act of dragging your penis across someone's face.
"I'm going to flump you"

"Billy was flumping Jerry last night"
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flump

adj. sad; depressed; unhappy in any way

n. someone who is very sad or depressed
adj. I'm feeling kind of flump. I think I will go kill myself.

n. Look at that poor flump. He should go kill himself.
by JacobLevan December 9, 2008
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flump

now what now that is just flump
by michael barret April 19, 2009
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flump

maisey is a flump
by max4689 July 15, 2025
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Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022
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Flump

That one friend that always bails out on your crew
Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.
by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024
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dusty flump

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”
by Kellip February 19, 2024
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