by anonymous December 9, 2024

adj. I'm feeling kind of flump. I think I will go kill myself.
n. Look at that poor flump. He should go kill himself.
n. Look at that poor flump. He should go kill himself.
by JacobLevan December 9, 2008

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.
Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"
Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."
College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
Mortimer: "Why's that?"
Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."
College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.
by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024

I heard you and your lad fell out again?
“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”
“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”
by Kellip February 19, 2024
