flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.

Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.

by 09090909 August 31, 2015

Floggin'

The act of tearing open assholes via PS3 first-person-shooter, usually as a team of at least 2 bros.

"Yo start floggin' I'll be on after I bust" - Bro #1
"Word, send me an invite when your on" - Bro #2
*ring ring*
"Yo you floggin'?" - Bro #3
"Yea dawg, I'm carryin da team on muh back doe" -Bro #2
"Wit a broken leg?" - Bro #3
"Yeaaaaaaa buddy" - Bro #2

by bryanbrochill March 15, 2011

flonging

Has no meaning. Not to be confused with clonging and donging.

A: Flonging.
B: ...

by The Me October 23, 2004

Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011

Flogging Molly Mouthwash

Drinking so much at a Flogging Molly concert that you puke into your own mouth, swallow it down again, and continue to party your irish-loving face off.

Did you smell that chick's breath? Smells like someone used some Flogging Molly mouthwash.

by The Selfish Man November 6, 2012

Flogging a Dead Horse

For a male to persist in virginal intercourse after losing his erection

After only lasting 1 minute Sam was flogging a dead horse to Jenny

by Ginger Christ September 3, 2009

flogging the dolphin.

expression used to discribe masterbationary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.

"ahh, i love flogging the dolphin"

by ejes November 2, 2003