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Floater

1). A floater is a crumb of communion bread that is deposited when multiple people eat a piece of communion bread first and then drink out of the same communion cup. Typically seen when children take their first communion.

2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."

3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.
"Did you guys see that floater?!?"
by stinky-poop-fart August 2, 2022
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Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.
I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check
by JenLou88 April 30, 2023
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French Floater

The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater
Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!
by Jcmacs May 24, 2011
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Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out
My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.
by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018
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Philly Floater

The act of you and your partner(or more) sitting in a bath and trying to produce the largest floater the quickest.
Me and the Bf had the best Philly floater ever.
by Scarxy March 1, 2020
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Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit
I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl
by Angry Floater August 8, 2022
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three-flush floater

a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..
Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !
by mikroth November 5, 2008
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