Flex

Claiming you are the shit

Jack: I go to bed at 8
Jill:I go to bed at nine suck my penis
Jack: Jill you do not have a penis
Jill: nobody gives a fuck and stop flexing your penis

by One guy December 6, 2018

Flex

verb. To flex someone

"Last night I flexed this absolute babe",or "She was definately down for the flex"

by G January 8, 2004

Flexxing

Losing ones internet connection or disconnecting from an online game, usually at an inopportune time.

Oh crap, Gabe is flexxing and we're all about to die.

by MesiahFFXI February 4, 2010

Flex

Verb: "The intention of having sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, purely for pleasure and with no post-sex intention for a relationship"

Dude(1): That chicks pretty dyno!
Dude(2): Yeah man id definitely flex her

by shaggs11 June 18, 2009

flex

Shorthand for "flexible," usually in regard to one's time or schedule.

"Let's meet for lunch. What time's good for you?"
"Oh, whenever - my schedule's pretty flex today."

by Drew_75 July 10, 2006

Flex

Rice gum(asian jake paul)

Man:have you ever noticed how Rice gum(Asian Jake Paul) flex's a lot?
Women:no he doesn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

by OrangeJusticeIsMyLife69 November 11, 2018

Flex

Slang term originating from South Florida describing a party or other social gathering. Alcohol and illegal substances are often present.

Person 1: Yo are you tryna pull up to my flex next weekend?

Person 2: Hell yes brother!

by cha$on December 22, 2017