FLABOST

Face Like A Bag Of Slapped Twats.

A description of a person (particularly women) with a look that appears to be of a sour disposition. To look like one has an enormous turd under one's nose.

"I asked her to bend over for me, and she gave me the worst FLABOST I've ever seen!"

by Daniel Scott Entwistle November 19, 2007

Flabmonster

One who has a fetish for flab. Mainly around the thighs, stomache, or arms.

"Gosh the flabmonster bit me today, he slobbered all over my tummy"

by Timothy Hoang May 30, 2008

flabbotage

The act of eating a food that sabotages a perfectly good diet.

I was doing great with my diet until I flabbotaged it with a spectacular piece of cheesecake!

by tevsterd March 29, 2011

Flabulous

A term to kindly describe a 'plump' person's looks. Often used as sarcasm.

Woman: Don't I look beautiful?!
Other Person: You look...flabulous!

by IgPig April 27, 2014

fabloustic

(fantastic), adjective, something that is especially cool, fun, exciting, etc.

Your hair is fabloustic!

by Jamie March 17, 2005

flaboo

its code for flat booty . . . ya use it so nan buddy round you knows what you're talkin bout

"hey pimpin' shorty right there be right if she ain't have that flaboo"

that ease-droppin mo'fucka to your left won't know wat the hell y'all talkin bout

by MaSoKisT September 12, 2004

Flabongo

A beer-bong made from a Flamingo lawn ornament, sometimes bought online. Seen almost exclusively at state schools and usually in the hands of lightweights who only think they know how to throw down.

"Hey, I don't know how to shotgun a beer, wanna use this flabongo instead?" - SS

"Man, you a cracka' ass fool. Get the fuck out." - PS

by Real_Men_Shotgun May 8, 2010