flabber

a big floppy penis without a tip

"Wow Ruud, you have a nice flabber over there."

by Henk Kristndoder September 8, 2003

flabbergast

to cum

"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"

by muncan February 20, 2010

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

flabberjacked

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

by joshua morton July 9, 2004

flabberjazzed

adjective; the condition of unparalleled excitement, can be mixed with shock, outrage, horror, or anticipation.

"I was completely flabberjazzed when the saucy lady took off her shirt and ripped open her chest only to reveal an alien where her heart should have been."

by Grizzeny November 22, 2006

Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.

joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009

Flabbermonkey

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011