Pooplear Fission

When the unstoppable turd meets the immovable asshole.

Man, I haven't been able to crap since a week before thanksgiving dinner! When I finally hit the pot I'll probably achieve Pooplear Fission and blow the back out of the toilet.

by Sk1walker December 6, 2010

Dog fissing

This expression means that someone does not know anything about a subject but still gives his opinion.

Someone told me that the corona virus is a myth, but I think this is such a dog fissing

by Yokzy May 31, 2020

Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.

Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!

by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021

Mental fisse

Når du har været sammen med en pige hele aftenen, og forestiller dig at I knalder i alle tænkelige scenarier. Men det aldrig bliver til en realitet.

Han har fandme fået meget mental fisse

by syn ack August 22, 2024

Levesque fissure cleaning

Pouring Cap’n Crunch down a stranger/significant others asshole before they wipe, with skim milk, and licking it out with your tongue.

“Yo, homie, let’s just say i gave that girl a “Levesque fissure cleaning.”

by Kiley Rusiak June 2, 2024

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022