fish skin

the 1920's name for a condom.

"Honey can you put on a fish skin? I don't want Junior quite yet.

by qtipbob April 26, 2009

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Banana Fish

this shit hurts.

I watched Banana Fish and now everything hurts.

by mal___ November 29, 2020

fish dix

1) a nickname you give somebody when they're being a total douche bag.
2) your friends name + fish dix = gay fish

person #1 "hey yo fish dix!, why don't you stop drinkin all my malidew!"

by foufou November 15, 2009

Fishcamp

Noun - a place that isn't up to par, is dirty or just not right.

Verb - to harm someone or short them or otherwise cheat them.

Adjective - unclean, ill-fitting or just not right.

Mary's house is old and filthy. It's a real fishcamp.
Come on man, you know that dime is light... don't be fishcamping me!
If you're half done eating before your wife even sits down at the table, you are very fishcamp.

by ScoHaz December 24, 2018

Fishcat

A fishcat is the opposite of a catfish. Meaning that they look better in real life than in photos.

Lauren is a fishcat.

by DCATSPAM July 13, 2019

Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018