baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.

"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"

by GOFS February 4, 2010

First time every time

The quote that basically teaches students that you better stfu and behave before a teacher rapes you. Tries making a teacher sound like a bad man

“We do things first time every time! I don’t want to correct your behaviour scholars!”

by SuckMyDick4Ever February 24, 2019

The First Transgendered Person in NASCAR

To refer to a time that will take almost forever to happen. Almost impossible.

You want me to vote liberal?

Yeah right, I will wait till The First Transgendered Person in NASCAR races; before I'd ever do that !

by Charmouche May 25, 2018

first-thirst

Initial interest

After the first-thirst, interest waned.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.

Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).

by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017

First Triangle

The President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States and the Speaker of the House forming a very odd triangle during the State of the Union Address!

This year, 2019, you and I may not be able to see the First Triangle in action given the fact that this year's State of the Union Address may be cancelled!

by Paperboy Chris January 18, 2019

First try

What dude perfect says they do it on the 1,567,843rd and 1/2 time

Oh my goodness, first try!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fillupduhrrr April 14, 2019